"Wow, another great lesson."
"Isn't that Ms. Guerin amazing?"
"I can't wait to do the homework!"
"Isn't that Ms. Guerin amazing?"
"I can't wait to do the homework!"
On Friday I told some Korean students in one class, two boys who skipped phy ed one day to do their homework for my class (way to go, kids!) and, of course, got in trouble and implicated me in the whole scheme, that I had learned Korean and could understand everything they were saying. Without a moment's pause to wonder how on earth that could be true, they said, "Do you understand bad words?" That kind of shot my theory about the above dialogue. Now I imagine those uncomplaining students, respectfully bowing to me even, saying the following to each other:
"What the hell? Homework again?"
"That f#$@ing b#%@^%!"
"I don't care what my mother says! No way am I going to bow to her again."
"You'd better, because otherwise it's double hours of Korean school homework for disrespecting a teacher."
"Damn!"
(In English): "Oh yes, Ms. . . . (no one here can pronounce my name, apparently, at this international school). Thank you, Ms. . . . . .. (bowing).
"That f#$@ing b#%@^%!"
"I don't care what my mother says! No way am I going to bow to her again."
"You'd better, because otherwise it's double hours of Korean school homework for disrespecting a teacher."
"Damn!"
(In English): "Oh yes, Ms. . . . (no one here can pronounce my name, apparently, at this international school). Thank you, Ms. . . . . .. (bowing).
OK, that's way off topic. This blog post is supposed to be about my domestic life.
This week my apartment was painted and the furniture upholstered. It turns out that all of the subtle variations in paint colors turned out to look . . . .blue. Everything is blue except the living room walls. The furniture is shades of blue, too, just in case the walls weren't enough. And the curtains that came with the apartment are also (guess this one) blue.
Here's the before picture (on the right):
This is cheating a bit, though, because there's a borrowed rug there that I didn't actually buy.
But here's the new look:

This week my apartment was painted and the furniture upholstered. It turns out that all of the subtle variations in paint colors turned out to look . . . .blue. Everything is blue except the living room walls. The furniture is shades of blue, too, just in case the walls weren't enough. And the curtains that came with the apartment are also (guess this one) blue.
Here's the before picture (on the right):
But here's the new look:
There IS a difference, isn't there? And it's better, isn't it? ISN'T IT? The important thing, though, is that my housekeeper thinks the new look is "beautiful," which hopefully means that she will feel happy and inspired to make even more lassis to put into the refrigerator. Okay, continuing the tour, let's move to the kitchen. I have entered the age of technology here - high-tech, with a new microwave (so finally I can eat my meals warm, since I've been too lazy to actually take out a pan and heat them up) - and low-tech, with the pressure cooker that seems to be an essential for Indian cooks (to cook chickpeas and other beans).
Whoa, a little blurry there. I get trembly when I'm too close to food, I guess. Also in the kitchen, speaking of low tech, is the broom that Indian housekeepers here seem to prefer to the kinds of brooms we see as "modern:"
Continuing the kitchen tour, here are a couple of pictures of the inside of my refrigerator (and by the way, I DARE any reader to take such revealing photos of his or her own frig innards).
So here's the contents of my refrigerator door. Those four bottles of beer and 5 eggs (out of the original 6) were in my refrigerator (in my first apartment) when I arrived on July 21st. How long do eggs last, anyway? And the beer? You can see that I'm a heavy drinker. Alternatively, you can see that I never have anyone over.
But I do drink little juice boxes like the one here, on my way to work in the morning as I struggle to drink more liquid than my sweat glands are producing from the run an hour earlier.
Let's head out to the patio now, as we conclude this much-anticipated tour of the redecorated apartment, my home.
Here are more of my bird friends. I have my crow's nest friends outside the back window, and the pigeons on the front balcony. I think they're talking to me in this picture. Or maybe to each other. In fact, maybe they're speaking in Korean . . . .
I greatly enjoyed this post. Excellent work, Mother. Although you really need to work on when you take before and after pictures.. the lighting is much better in the "Before" picture. (it's like when the "before" pictures for weight loss where people are frowning and looking frumpy while the "after" ones are smiling with good lighting)
ReplyDeleteAlso that bird nest reminds me of the one we had outside our house on Walton Oaks... hopefully the mother doesn't have the same fate this time as that one did.